Overall Ranking
| 101 | '08 | '07 | '06 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Games | 16 | 15 | 16 |
| Targets | -- | -- | -- |
| Receptions | 69 | 81 | 85 |
| Receiving Yards | 1052 | 1355 | 1180 |
| 100 Yard Games | 2 | 6 | 3 |
| Total TDs | 10 | 15 | 13 |
Season Schedule
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Week 1 - Sep 07
DAL 28 @ CLE 10
5 receptions
87 rec yards
1 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 2 - Sep 15
PHI 37 @ DAL 41
3 receptions
89 rec yards
2 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 3 - Sep 21
DAL 27 @ GB 16
2 receptions
17 rec yards
0 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 4 - Sep 28
WAS 26 @ DAL 24
7 receptions
71 rec yards
1 TDs
11 rush yards
0 TDs
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Week 5 - Oct 05
CIN 22 @ DAL 31
2 receptions
67 rec yards
1 TDs
8 rush yards
0 TDs
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Week 6 - Oct 12
DAL 24 @ ARI 30
4 receptions
36 rec yards
0 TDs
6 rush yards
0 TDs
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Week 7 - Oct 19
DAL 14 @ STL 34
2 receptions
31 rec yards
0 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 8 - Oct 26
TB 9 @ DAL 13
5 receptions
33 rec yards
0 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 9 - Nov 02
DAL 14 @ NYG 35
5 receptions
36 rec yards
1 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 10 - Nov 09
BUF 10 @ NE 20
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Week 11 - Nov 16
DAL 14 @ WAS 10
5 receptions
38 rec yards
0 TDs
0 rush yards
0 TDs
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Week 12 - Nov 23
SF 22 @ DAL 35
7 receptions
213 rec yards
1 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 13 - Nov 30
SF 10 @ BUF 3
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Week 14 - Dec 07
DAL 13 @ PIT 20
3 receptions
32 rec yards
1 TDs
1 rush yards
0 TDs
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Week 15 - Dec 14
NYG 8 @ DAL 20
3 receptions
38 rec yards
0 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 16 - Dec 20
BAL 33 @ DAL 24
5 receptions
63 rec yards
1 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 17 - Dec 28
DAL 6 @ PHI 44
6 receptions
103 rec yards
0 TDs
7 rush yards
0 TDs
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Week 1 - Sep 09
NYG 35 @ DAL 45
3 receptions
87 rec yards
2 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 2 - Sep 16
DAL 37 @ MIA 20
5 receptions
97 rec yards
1 TDs
5 rush yards
0 TDs
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Week 3 - Sep 23
DAL 34 @ CHI 10
8 receptions
145 rec yards
0 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 4 - Sep 30
STL 7 @ DAL 35
3 receptions
33 rec yards
0 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 5 - Oct 08
DAL 25 @ BUF 24
2 receptions
25 rec yards
0 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 6 - Oct 14
NE 48 @ DAL 27
6 receptions
66 rec yards
1 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 7 - Oct 21
MIN 14 @ DAL 24
7 receptions
103 rec yards
1 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 8 - Oct 28
BUF 13 @ NYJ 3
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Week 9 - Nov 04
DAL 38 @ PHI 17
10 receptions
174 rec yards
1 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 10 - Nov 11
DAL 31 @ NYG 20
6 receptions
125 rec yards
2 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 11 - Nov 18
WAS 23 @ DAL 28
8 receptions
173 rec yards
4 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 12 - Nov 29
GB 27 @ DAL 37
7 receptions
156 rec yards
1 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 13 - Dec 02
BUF 17 @ WAS 16
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Week 14 - Dec 09
DAL 28 @ DET 27
3 receptions
21 rec yards
0 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 15 - Dec 16
PHI 10 @ DAL 6
2 receptions
37 rec yards
0 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 16 - Dec 22
DAL 20 @ CAR 13
5 receptions
48 rec yards
1 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 1 - Sep 10
DAL 17 @ JAC 24
6 receptions
80 rec yards
1 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 2 - Sep 17
WAS 10 @ DAL 27
3 receptions
19 rec yards
0 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 3 - Sep 24
NYJ 28 @ BUF 20
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Week 4 - Oct 01
DAL 45 @ TEN 14
5 receptions
88 rec yards
0 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 5 - Oct 08
DAL 24 @ PHI 38
3 receptions
45 rec yards
0 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 6 - Oct 15
HOU 6 @ DAL 34
5 receptions
45 rec yards
3 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 7 - Oct 23
NYG 36 @ DAL 22
6 receptions
98 rec yards
1 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 8 - Oct 29
DAL 35 @ CAR 14
9 receptions
107 rec yards
0 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 9 - Nov 05
DAL 19 @ WAS 22
7 receptions
76 rec yards
1 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 10 - Nov 12
DAL 27 @ ARI 10
5 receptions
96 rec yards
1 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 11 - Nov 19
IND 14 @ DAL 21
4 receptions
70 rec yards
0 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 12 - Nov 26
JAC 24 @ BUF 27
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Week 13 - Dec 03
DAL 23 @ NYG 20
8 receptions
84 rec yards
0 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 14 - Dec 10
NO 42 @ DAL 17
3 receptions
56 rec yards
1 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 15 - Dec 16
DAL 38 @ ATL 28
5 receptions
69 rec yards
2 TDs
rush yards
TDs
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Week 16 - Dec 25
PHI 23 @ DAL 7
2 receptions
23 rec yards
1 TDs
rush yards
TDs
vitals
career stats
Terrell Owens
Buffalo Bills
The Cure
Someone forward this article to JAMA; the research for a cure for the deadliest types of cancer should start with Terrell Owens' DNA. There is not a professional athlete like him. To call him bi-polar is completely unfair to bi-polar people. He is something more unfathomable. He is equal parts pathological liar, shithead, emotional train-wreck, physical specimen, and of course, locker-room divider. Who knows, maybe he really does have a good heart off the field:
How do you go from crying like a bitch in defense of your (ex) teammate to accusing him of drawing up a playbook that completely ignores you in just nine months?
Me-O. That's how.
The Smiling Turd
He's the mole. He's Benedict Arnold, the Black Widow. Any word that describes something having a negative effect on its surroundings will fit nicely. He's the Sarah Palin of pro football - he gets the fan base riled up to start, but then the true colors come out. TO is one of few people alive that could poison the mood on a Vivid Video girl-on-girl orgy scene.
On a puddle-jumper around six or so years back, our boy, d-Rx, was on his way from San Jose to L.A. and found himself sitting across from TO (and his weak-ass posse) in the terminal gate. He'd watched the game earlier that day; the 49ers had beaten St. Louis, and TO had scored a TD, but only had 2 catches. d-Rx said, "Good game Terrell". Terrell, visibly annoyed with the compliment, looked right at him like he was invisible, said nothing, and then sat there for 15 minutes in silence - thanks, guy. Dying to root for your sorry ass now. Sweet persona buddy!
It's all been downhill for the miserable douche since then. After tormenting San Francisco for the previous three seasons, he was traded to Baltimore, but didn't want to go play for a team that had Kyle Boller as their starting QB (honestly, about the only post-S.F. move that we agree with). So, after the legal battle was done, the league made the Ravens trade TO to Philly for a 5th-round pick and DE Brandon Whiting, although not without causing more controversy. His agent, who he has since fired, missed the deadline to file the free agency papers that would have let Owens go to whatever team he wanted at the time. Of course, the union filed a grievance on TO's behalf, which complicated matters even further. Trouble just seems follow his stench everywhere he goes... or doesn't go.
His mind-blowing antics have not come cheap either. By our conservative estimation, TO has lost out on at least $40 million in football contracts and another $30-$40 million on local/national endorsement deals. $80 million, gone, just to act like an imbecile. Expensive habit there putz. Numbs the mind.
2009 Fantasy Outlook
So what does all of this mean and how does it relate to the '09 season? For starters, Dallas rightfully cut him, and he ended up in (queue laughter) Buffalo with WR-killer Trent Edwards under center. I mean fire up the dysfunctional VH1 reality TV shows and let us feel the entertainment equivalent of the Hindenburg already! It sucks, actually, because we really want to keep this relatively football focused, but that show just sounds too delightful. There is no way he doesn't just bury himself. Anyway, way to go TO; Buffalo is the new Hollywood Hills, and for the first time ever, is suddenly the place to be.
TO enters a system that historically has not passed the ball much, and when they have, they aren't doing so for TDs.
These stats are cause for concern, but you have to pair them with the flipside. What effect has TO had on his signal callers over the years?
In any event, we are pretty sure this situation is a natural disaster waiting to happen. Mount St. Buffalo Bills is about to erupt. Simply put, TO is not able to control the "Love myself some Me-O" churning inside his twittered mind. It's going to be the 4th of July every day in Buffalo, and should be good for daily news fodder and much needed revenues in Toledo... I mean Buffalo. This could be TO's last stop. Based on talent and upside alone, we still feel that he is a legitimate #2 receiver on anyone's fantasy team and are making him the 26th WR off of draft boards in '09.
Psych-O
"Like my boy tells me; if it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, by golly, it is a rat."
-T.O. backing up on claims that Jeff Garcia was gay.
Contract
Me-O landed a one-year deal for $6.5 million, $4 million of which was actually guaranteed in the form of a sign-on bonus. Could be a bargain, but Buffalo could also find themselves in court trying to recoup some of it. Anything is possible with this douche:
2009 - $2.5 million
2010 - Free Agent
In The Huddle
Strength of Schedule
BUFFALO BILLS
Rank #3 vs. Rush
Rank #27 vs. Pass
1=Toughest 32=Easiest
People we like more than Terrell Owens
-Tara Reid
-Jean Claude Van Dam
-The Barenaked Ladies
-Dick Cheney - nah, not him.
-Floyd Mayweather Jr.
-Anne Couture
-Simon Cowell
-Rush Limbaugh
-Carson Daily
Don't quit your day job
If “The Hand That Rocks the Cradle” (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104389/) is your favorite parenting movie, then let’s us suggest Terrell’s book as some wonderful bedtime reading for that said child:
"Little T learns to share" – by Terrell Owens, make it an impulse buy and get some weirdness here:
Injury Report
Owens is healthy heading into the '09 season.
Fantasy Playoffs
| Receptions Total | Reception Yards | Reception TDs | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2008 | Week 15 | 3 | 38 | 0 |
| Week 16 | 5 | 63 | 1 | |
| Week 17 | 6 | 103 | 0 | |
| 2007 | Week 14 | 3 | 21 | 0 |
| Week 15 | 2 | 37 | 0 | |
| Week 16 | 5 | 48 | 1 | |
| 2006 | Week 14 | 3 | 56 | 1 |
| Week 15 | 5 | 69 | 2 | |
| Week 16 | 2 | 23 | 1 | |
Games 1-8 vs. 9-16
| 1-8 | 9-16 | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| 2008 | Receptions Total | 35 | 34 |
| Reception Yards | 467 | 585 | |
| Reception Touchdowns | 6 | 4 | |
| 2007 | Receptions Total | 34 | 47 |
| Reception Yards | 556 | 799 | |
| Reception Touchdowns | 5 | 10 | |
| 2006 | Receptions Total | 37 | 48 |
| Reception Yards | 482 | 698 | |
| Reception Touchdowns | 5 | 8 | |
Terrell Owens
Breaking News
Buffalo Bills hire Chan Gailey as head coach expand +
The Buffalo Bills announced today that they have hired Chan Gailey to be their next head coach.
Pyro's Take:
This isn't likely to go over too well in Buffalo, but at least they're getting a guy with experience. Gailey has been coaching for the last 38 years in a wide variety of settings, so the ineptitude of the Bills won't be anything he hasn't dealt with before. He will also take over the offensive coordinator position for a Bills team that hasn't ranked above the bottom eight for seven years running.
Owens active and ready to take on Moss expand +
Bills wide receiver Terrell Owens is active for the game against the Patriots today.
Pyro's Take:
Should be a real interesting matchup between Owens and Moss. Two of the most dominant receivers of all-time going head-to-head is gonna be a lot of fun to watch. They're both worth starting on your fantasy team, Moss as a WR1, and Owens as maybe a WR3.
Owens misses practice again expand +
Bills wide receiver Terrell Owens (illness) missed his second straight practice and is being listed as questionable on the team's Week 15 injury report.
Pyro's Take:
We're guessing Owens will play, but with Ryan Fitzgerald sucking so bad as of late, he probably shouldn't be used as more than a low-end WR3 or flex on your fantasy team this weekend.
TO can see playing two to three more years expand +
When asked about his playing future in an interview by Jay Glazer of FOX Sports, Bills wide receiver Terrell Owens said he thinks he will play two to three more years.
“Realistically I could see at least two to three,” said Owens. “I want to be able to walk away from this game under my own power and when I feel it’s time to walk away..."
Pyro's Take:
If put in the right situation with the right QB, Owens could still have an impact on some team's offense... just not the Bills. If he were to be able to behave himself, he would be a perfect hired gun for a team in need of an attention-drawing receiver such as the Chicago Bears.
Bills fire coach Dick Jauron after 3-6 start expand +
After plodding along to a 3-6 record and struggling all season long, the Buffalo Bills have decided to fire head coach Dick Jauron on Tuesday. Defensive coordinator Perry Fewell is expected to be named as the interim head coach.
Pyro's Take:
Jauron was 24-33 since taking over for the Bills in 2006, and now stands with a 60-82 record over his career as an NFL head coach. As Bears fans know all too well, this move should have been made long ago... like maybe right after his first game when they should have realized what a mistake they made by hiring him in the first place.
TO active and starting against the Titans expand +
Bills wide receiver Terrell Owens has been declared active and will make his usual start on Sunday.
Pyro's Take:
Owens has become barely playable at the flex position on your fantasy football team, but with the Titans D being a bit porous, Owens can probably be used today.
TO back practicing Friday expand +
Bills wide receiver Terrell Owens (hip) was back practicing in the morning on Friday and looks likely to play this weekend against the Titans.
Pyro's Take:
Owens strained his hip on Tuesday and has barely practiced this week, but we highly doubt he'll miss the game this Sunday. He's a possible flex play on your fantasy football team, but if you have another option, we'd strongly consider using it.
Owens misses second straight practice expand +
Bills wide receiver Terrell Owens (hip) missed a second straight day of practice on Thursday.
Pyro's Take:
Owens is getting up there in age, so injuries tend to linger a little longer than usual. Our guess is that he plays, but he's barely worth a flex play on your fantasy football team at this point.
Owens misses practice with undiclosed injury expand +
Bills wide receiver Terrell Owens missed practice on Wednesday with an unknown injury and his status for Sunday's game is up in the air at this point.
Pyro's Take:
TO practiced on Monday, so we're unsure if this is injury-related or just another diva-day for The Little Bitch that Couldn't. Owens has barely qualified as a flex play on your fantasy football team this year, but keep him on your bench anyway.
Owens takes Friday off expand +
After coach Dick Jauron gave him a day off last week, Bills wide receiver Terrell Owens was given the day off again this Friday for a "non-injury related" reason.
Pyro's Take:
Out of our pure love for this guy, Fridays are officially going to be known now as Terrell Owens Diva Day. He does, however, have a decent match-up this week and can maybe be squeaked by as a WR3 on your fantasy football team.
Owens claims banged up knee expand +
Bills wide receiver Terrell Owens claims on his twitter page that he "banged my knee up a lil bit!" in the game against the Panthers on Sunday.
Pyro's Take:
We're surprised at how well Owens can type considering that even though he's paid millions of dollars to do so, he can't seem to catch a football with those same hands.
Owens isn't even a WR3 on your fantasy football team anymore.
Owens takes the day off on Friday expand +
Bills wide receiver Terrell Owens was given the day off by coach Dick Jauron on Friday. Jauron said Owens non-participation at practice was “not injury related".
Pyro's Take:
Considering the Bills will be going with a different QB this week, you'd think they'd want Owens to build up as much of a rapport with him as possible. Whatever, Owens is at best a WR3 option on your fantasy football team this week.
Bears have ZERO interest in Owens expand +
With the trade deadline looming just around the corner (Oct. 20th), Jay Glazer of Fox Sports is reporting that the Chicago Bears have absolutely ZERO interest in trading for wide receiver Terrell Owens.
Pyro's Take:
Just as we thought and stated two days ago. The Bears could have had any number of veteran receivers over the past six months, so why NOW would they trade draft picks for a cancerous has-been like TO?
Besides that, the Bears track record with trouble-makers (Cedric Benson and Tank Johnson) hasn't been very good as of late, so why shake the tree if the fruit ain't ripe, ya know?
Terrell Owens to the Bears? expand +
When asked what he would say if the Bears management came to him about making a trade for Bills wide receiver Terrell Owens, quarterback Jay Cutler said: "I don't think they're going to. I think they'll do that upstairs."
Also when asked if he had tweeted or texted Owens, Cutler simply said that he didn't know him.
Pyro's Take:
As unlikely as it is, the move would be certainly be intriguing. However, the Bears receiving corps has done better than expected this year, and with the Bears passing up numerous chances at grabbing other veteran receivers up 'til now, it's hard to see them finally making a move on a cancer such as TO.
T.O. won't be traded by October 20th trade deadline expand +
Even with the team in shambles, there is no indication that the Bills are thinking about putting wide receiver Terrell Owens on the trading block according to Adam Schefter of ESPN.
Pyro's Take:
Even though this is just one man's opinion, we happen to agree. First of all, there wouldn't be any takers, just as the Bills were the only team interested in the off-season. Second, if they do put him on the block and no one wants him, the Bills will have lit the one firecracker that can blow up the whole franchise.
They're not that dumb... though they did sign him in the first place...
