What could Paris Hilton and the Jacksonville Jaguars possibly have in common - besides both having train-wreck seasons in 2008? Probably not much, unless any of the Jags have herpes. Watching season one of Paris’s “My New BFF”, we hear, was not unlike having teeth pulled while being water-boarded with electrodes attached to your taint. The Jaguars must have been feeling similar pain and frustration after having lost five of their offensive linemen (including three starters) and flipping an 11-5 record in ’07 to 5-11 in ‘08. Paris, on the other hand, well…
Now extrapolate that 24 second clip over 10 to 12 half-hour episodes in which she is auditioning people to be her “new bff”. Do you know what “BFF” stands for? We didn’t either so we googled it. It stands for “best friend forever”. You seeing red, too?
At any rate, it is now easier to understand what Jag nation was feeling last season going from a team found on many “expert’s” Super Bowl contender lists, to the cellar.

















